She kicked me right on out of her place

Now I'm back with the band and my girl's long gone

She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song

I'm about as sad as they come

Yea, i'm stupid stoned and dumb

I'm a pretty pitiful sight

Lately I can't get myself right

Boys, i can't get this girl out of my head

I just know she's got another man in her bed

They said "Bret, let us give you some advice"

In Hollywood love don't come easy it comes for a price

 

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So your girlfriend is a dancer she makes love for money

Used to get it free we really think you're lucky

Love's a two way street you got hit by the bus

Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us

 

So you got dumped

Don't feel ashamed

We got a little something something gonna ease your pain.

So I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff

By the way....what day is this?

 

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You're a natural born loser don't you understand

That's why your born to sing in a rock n roll band

Born to feel the pain and write sad songs

With losers like us this is where you belong

 

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(solo)

 

The band was making it big I was making the scene

Drive big cars and making some green

Wrote a big hit a number one song

But by then my girl was long gone

 

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